Wholesome Living Advocate Gifts

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Price may vary with weather.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"You're too sedentary."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

recycling

"You won’t need refills."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Friendly bacteria