Clean Living Advocate Gifts

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

Biker Hell No

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Price may vary with weather.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

In the art gallery

recycling

"You won’t need refills."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Friendly bacteria