Green Lifestyle Advocate Gifts

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'It's going to be a vegan.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

"Not to mention the park view."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Nuclear generation of energy.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Price may vary with weather.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Raining Leaves.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.