Green Lifestyle Advocate Gifts

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'It's going to be a vegan.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Price may vary with weather.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Raining Leaves.