Green Lifestyle Guru Gifts

Plastic Straws Marvel

'Come on, dad - energy efficient is the new couch potato.'

But is it organic?

A cyclist carrying his car on his bicycle.

Mono-cycling is even more environmentally friendly than recycling.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

The Environmentalist

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Not that slowly back...'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"What about my footprint?"

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'