Green Lifestyle Guru Gifts

Plastic Straws Marvel

'Come on, dad - energy efficient is the new couch potato.'

But is it organic?

A cyclist carrying his car on his bicycle.

Mono-cycling is even more environmentally friendly than recycling.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

The Environmentalist

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Not that slowly back...'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'