Green Guru Gifts

'I drove to the garden centre for a tree to offset my carbon footprint... so now I've got to go back for another one...'

'What happens if there's no wind?'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'We're trying to discourage carrier bag use.'

"Maybe if I unplug it and plug it in again, it'll fix the mess."

Four Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Planet

Choices.

"That's one small step for man and one giant heap left behind."

Solar-Powered Catnap

We should wait and see if climate change is happening before we do anything

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

"If every house had one of these, we could od away with all nuclear and fossil fuels!"

'They sed to be thought of as crackpots.' (Sign reads - civilization is doomed due to overpopulation, pollution, misuse of energy and resources.)

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'We don't have energy-efficient appliances but the food in the 'fridge has gone green.'

Smart Arse Meter

Vegan Insomnia

'No wonder we're experiencing global warming, someone cranked up the THERMOSTAT!!!'

Motivation for children to eat their vegetables.

''Course I conserve energy, Honey. I always put the mute on during commercials.'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"You're fairly new to the conservation movement aren't you, Clive?"

An ill looking Earth checking it's own pulse.

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

'In my spare time I'm a doctor.'

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Hilbert got an energy star certification for his energy efficiency.

"I'm sorry. But being a vegan doesn't give you a free pass."

'He's an incorrigible optimist!'

'You've got to overcome your dependency on fossil fuels.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

California Dreaming

What is the biggest problem with climate change... Hot air generated by endless talk about it.

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."