Green Energy Guru Gifts

A wind turbine generating the electricity for a Christmas tree's lights.

Alternative Gas Sources...of the neater future.

'I don't think I have enough green to buy a green vehicle.'

'Well, if you're looking for fuel economy...'

Green Coffee

"Try blowing on it."

Electric cars filling up.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

Sign-writer with 4 arms painting 'Welcome to Sellafield.'

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

Future Public Transport.

'I don't understand it - I planted carrots.'

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Updated Classic: The Wind in the Willows

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Blowing in the wind

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'I've started installing turbines in my dams and connecting them to the power grid: I'm making a fortune!'

There's no real oil emergency...

"Damn! I told you not to build it that close."

U.S. and World Coal Pollution

Save the Planet!

'Environmentalist!'

Solar Plane travels around the World

"It's just not going to happen - some people can't even adapt to turning down the central heating."

"We grow mostly puffed wheat."

Riding exercise bike supplies power to building.

"Dad, tell me again! What was it like when the EU declared nuclear power to be 'green energy'?"

"The rumor is he's in the pocket of Big WInd."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"THAT'S your 'back-up' plan?!!"

"I thought you'd sounded the death knell on coal?"

"As a commitment to the environment it comes with its own wind turbine."