Green Energy Geek Gifts

"My dear, how clever of you to pump your own electricity."

'They're actually street lamp-powered panels.'

'The money we're saved on gas paid for Jim's leg when he tripped over the cord.'

Windfarm - Windbag

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

Alternative Energy: Another Option. Upon contacting their antimatter opposites, attorneys will annihilate each other releasing massive amounts of energy.

Cheap Green Energy

Wind Powered Snow Plough

"This truck never needs recharging."

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"Since I installed this solar panel, I don't need to hibernate."

"Clean energy here we come."

'Yes, this certainly is a highly polluted piece of air.'

"I told you relying on clean energy would lead to blackouts!"

'See? They're really dim.'

'Found the problem with the solar panels.'

Computer on wind.

'I've seen one of these before; it's called a cemetery.'

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

Methane power

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Solar Panel

City Windfarms.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Water power.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'