Green Energy Aficionado Gifts

BIO TV Fuel

'It's a Hybrid Drive!'

"It's a hybrid - part gas, part electric and part reptile."

Wind turbines

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Noisy energy?

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

US Energy Needs.

Water power.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Bio Fuels.

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

Critical Ethanol report

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'