Green Energy Lover Gifts

'Dang slippery solar panels!'

"If the environment is your bag, we also stock a range of hybrid-electric vehicles."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Noisy energy?

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

US Energy Needs.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Water power.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Critical Ethanol report

Bio Fuels.

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Don Quilowatte

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"Gas, is it the future?"