Green Energy Nerd Gifts

Nuclear energy.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Noisy energy?

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Solar Panel

City Windfarms.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Water power.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Bio Fuels.

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"We're going to need more pets."

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"We're giving up petrol for lent in 2025."

There's no real oil emergency...

Windfarm Autumn.

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."