Green Energy Nerd Gifts

Nuclear energy.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Solar Frankenstein

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Noisy energy?

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Solar Panel

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

City Windfarms.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Water power.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

"We're going to need more pets."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

Bio Fuels.

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"Woo-hoo!"

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"We're giving up petrol for lent in 2025."

A dramatic breakthrough in the world of alternative energy: canine tail power.

Windfarm Autumn.