Renewable Energy Nerd Gifts

"Woo-hoo!"

Noisy energy?

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

City Windfarms.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Water power.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

"We're going to need more pets."

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Don Quilowatte

Nuclear energy.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"We're giving up petrol for lent in 2025."

Windfarm Autumn.

Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign

Don Quijote attacking wind power plant.

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

'I'm solar powered.'

'You have to admit, avian suicide has been greatly facilitated.'

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

Plant Solar Panel