Renewable Energy Aficionado Gifts

Don Quilowatte

"So much for buying a wind turbine and generating our own electricity."

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

'Mostly it powers the sign'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Noisy energy?

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

City Windfarms.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Water power.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

Sustainability

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

"We're giving up petrol for lent in 2025."

Climate Change Treaty Conference. Negotiations aren't going well --- We need a cooling off period!

"Woo-hoo!"

A dramatic breakthrough in the world of alternative energy: canine tail power.

Windfarm Autumn.

Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Don Quijote attacking wind power plant.

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'