Renewable Enthusiast Gifts

Electric cars filling up.

'I bought it as a future investment - wind power, you know!'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Nature versus commerce.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

God's Subcontractors

Honest Vending

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Eco Princess

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Earth stove

Noisy energy?

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."