Renewable Enthusiast T-Shirts

Electric cars filling up.

'I bought it as a future investment - wind power, you know!'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

God's Subcontractors

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Eco Princess

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

The Not-So Smart Meter

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Honest Vending

Sale! Weed Whackers

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Earth stove

Noisy energy?

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."