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Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Nature versus commerce.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Eco Princess

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Honest Vending

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The discovery of electricity...

Noisy energy?

Earth stove

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Breast Height Chart

Global Warming Coming Soon!