Sustainable Enthusiast Gifts

All we do is add the wind vanes!

The Environmentalist

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Sale! Weed Whackers

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Honest Vending

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Eco Princess

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Solar Frankenstein

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Evolution.

Earth stove

Your Future Home.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"