Sustainable Enthusiast Gifts

All we do is add the wind vanes!

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Honest Vending

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Eco Princess

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Solar Frankenstein

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Evolution.

Your Future Home.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Earth stove

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."