Environmentally Conscious Enthusiast Gifts

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Honest Vending

Eco Princess

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Earth stove

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'