Environmentalist Enthusiast Gifts

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

Two trees being cut down, their roots hold each other for support.

Land Fill - full of SUV's.

Little Chicken; "The ozone layer is disappearing! The ozone layer is disappearing!"

'It isn't just you, Wally. We're all on the endangered species list.'

A planet like ours - "...yeah great, we're an endangered species and you're into extreme sports."

Save the planet.

The owl and the pussycat.

Makers of Pollution Masks

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

Civilization

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

"This truck never needs recharging."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Humans...What is their purpose?

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

North Pole

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."