Environmentalist Enthusiast Gifts

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

Two trees being cut down, their roots hold each other for support.

Land Fill - full of SUV's.

Little Chicken; "The ozone layer is disappearing! The ozone layer is disappearing!"

'It isn't just you, Wally. We're all on the endangered species list.'

A planet like ours - "...yeah great, we're an endangered species and you're into extreme sports."

Save the planet.

The owl and the pussycat.

Morkey, you've got to stop yelling at the caf

Moose is an environmental nightmare, Nana. I beg your pardon? The beef and cereal in his chow is worth 10,000 SUV miles. But consider his offsets. He cleans my floor with natural solvents. I don't need a power-sucking burglar alarm. He listens to all my problems, free of charge. And he saves me from having to join a gym. SO ... I am not ... reducing my canine footprint.

Makers of Pollution Masks

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

Civilization

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

"This truck never needs recharging."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Environmentalist

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

North Pole

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Deforestation.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Nature versus commerce.

Polluted geese

But is it organic?

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t