Ecological Enthusiast Gifts

'In life, he was an energy conservation nut.'

Ocotillo

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Nature versus commerce.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Eco Princess

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Honest Vending

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Sale! Weed Whackers

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Climate Change

Noise Pollution

"When will somebody cut the grass?"