Ecology Admirer Gifts

'I've been a pine beetle for a long time, Wilson!. . . And I've never had a request like this! Anybody else want ketchup?'

Grace For Flies

Swan Fairy Tales

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Romantic Giraffes

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Where Indian ink came from.

"I love you too, big guy."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

God's Subcontractors

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

No littering...