Ecology Admirer Gifts

'I've been a pine beetle for a long time, Wilson!. . . And I've never had a request like this! Anybody else want ketchup?'

Grace For Flies

Swan Fairy Tales

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Romantic Giraffes

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Snow flake

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"I love you too, big guy."

Where Indian ink came from.

Polar bear bowling alley

'I admire your floatibility.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

God's Subcontractors

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"Bless You."

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed