Ecology Appreciator Gifts

Oak Tree

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Snow flake

"I love you too, big guy."

'I admire your floatibility.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

God's Subcontractors

Eco Princess

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Honest Vending

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Sunbathing in Autumn

The Salmon Run

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Thug life on safari.

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Climate Change

Noise Pollution

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"