Ecology Appreciator Pillows

Oak Tree

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Snow flake

"I love you too, big guy."

'I admire your floatibility.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

God's Subcontractors

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

The Salmon Run

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Eco Princess

Honest Vending

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Climate Change

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Thug life on safari.

"You've changed."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Noise Pollution

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.