Nature Appreciator Pillows

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."

"Should we pick up something for the folks who don't eat red meat?"

Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.

School of little fish scares big fish

'It's a sunset, Billy. It's not selling anything.'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

"You can talk the talk. Can you waddle the walk?"

A Bird answering a questionnaire "Common or garden?"

'So how's the broken wing coming along?'

'I can't get to the phone right now...I'M A COW!'

Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'

'It was cheaper and less painful than a Gastric Band procedure...'

'I'm an atheist.'

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

'CHECKMATE!'

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

'For the last time, Lance, this isn't a date,'

Woodpecker

'What a pity. He used to be just as serious and dignified as the rest of us.'

Snow flake

Labor Day

'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'

'You've been drinking again.'

THANK YOU FOR NOT SHOOTING

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

Tortoise Confusion: 'Hello?'

'How many times do I have to tell you?... Let the lions eat first!'

'It seemed like a good idea at the time.'

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'