Nature Appreciator Gifts

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."

"Should we pick up something for the folks who don't eat red meat?"

Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.

School of little fish scares big fish

'It's a sunset, Billy. It's not selling anything.'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

"You can talk the talk. Can you waddle the walk?"

A Bird answering a questionnaire "Common or garden?"

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'So how's the broken wing coming along?'

Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'

'It was cheaper and less painful than a Gastric Band procedure...'

'I can't get to the phone right now...I'M A COW!'

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

'I'm an atheist.'

Labor Day

"I kind of miss seeing lambs frolicking about..."

THANK YOU FOR NOT SHOOTING

You've developed a seasonal allergy. Go get this prescription filled and DO NOT stop to smell the flowers!

'For the last time, Lance, this isn't a date,'

Bearbnb

Spring

"These young people are looking at their phones so much they can barely appreciate the gradual onset of cataclysmic climate change!"

"What a beautiful day for a takeover battle."

'What a pity. He used to be just as serious and dignified as the rest of us.'

Come a little closer my dear feathered friend.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'It seemed like a good idea at the time.'

'How many times do I have to tell you?... Let the lions eat first!'

Snow flake