Outdoor Appreciator Pillows

'This is some wildlife garden!'

'It's wonderful here, on a clear day when the fog lifts, you can see the smog!'

Romantic Tree Carving

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Bring your own inflatable.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

Snow flake

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

The Brothers Grime

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Bike Rides

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'