Outdoor Enjoyer Pillows

"Oh, I stood around in a field and ate a bunch of grass...what did you do this weekend?"

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Bring your own inflatable.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"It's such a lovely day!"

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Fishing sign.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

Country Bumpkin.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”