Outdoor Enjoyer Gifts

"Oh, I stood around in a field and ate a bunch of grass...what did you do this weekend?"

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

'More bubbles!'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Fishing sign.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Country Bumpkin.

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

Bike Rides

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Sport Utility Boot.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'