Outdoors Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm going back to the office...I've got to get my mind off fishing for a while."

An indecisive pointer.

"...and to keep the project environmentally friendly, we'll be adding trail mix to the concrete mix."

"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."

"Hey, I was watching that!"

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Look! He's found my scent!"

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

Man in a desert is holding a picture of a tap.

'Touch that trigger, sucker, and the entire forest goes up.'

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

'Darling, we're out of milk: Can you please run down the moutain to buy some...'

Echo Echo Point Point.

'We won't be seeing that one again...'

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

'This is what happens when you have short arms!'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

Husband is bringing duck for wife to fix for dinner.

"Now get down there and make a sale."

"This duck call costs more than my cell phone did."

Flies

A group of hunters after a hare

"Hey, that cloud looks like Mitch McConnell dabbing!" "And that one looks like crumbling infrastructure."

Yard Sale 9.00 AM to 5.00 PM

I can't believe we didn't hand out before

Windy Days

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

Although I loathe you with a passion, I've decided to put you in my will. I'm rich! On one condition. Name it. Your inheritance cannot be spent on anything that blinks, beeps, buzzes, charges, flashes … boots up, plugs in, takes batteries … Whoa, hold up … emails, downloads, texts, web-surfs, or in any way prevents you from getting out in the world and interacting in person with other human beings. It can't be spent on any of that nonsense … but … Yes? … But it does have to be walked twice a day

Ha! My grandma could cast farther than that! Doug's day of fishing for compliments was not going as planned …

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Inconvenient

Tree thinks about its lifecycle as a man is about to cut it down.

Man throwing stick for dog and disturbing bear

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.