Outdoor Aficionado Gifts

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

Carp Festival.

"Hear that? First lawnmower of spring!"

Man with greener paint on the other side of the fence

Spring/Summer/Winter

"That silly dog will chase that ball for hours!"

Spring

'It's really an outdoor climbing centre, but some people call it a mountain.'

'That's what I call well trained gun dogs.'

Water skiing.

'Well, what do you see out there, Ed?'

"I dread the pear-picking season."

Mountain climbers and clothes line

Bear in mind that there are bears in these woods.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Don't be silly, you smell fine."

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

Dog keeping dry, protected by owners.

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'How stupid do you think we are?'.

Prison library with outdoor themed magazines.

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"Shadows! When did we get shadows?"

"Have you seen my wife?"

"A fishing rod is a stick with a hoot at one end and a disappointed twit at the other..."

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

"Don't you dare!"

"You never kiss me like that!"

'We're lucky to have this lush vegetation.'

"So, how many brands of birds do they make?"

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

Garden Gifts

"I'm pretty sure there's a Starbucks on the other side of that big rock."