Outdoor Enthusiast Gifts

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

"I'm tired."

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

'Can't be too safe you know.'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'I have this feeling we've forgotten something.'

'That's your idea of weed control?'

'You just put me away last fall with no winterization and not even a thank you and you expect to start right up this spring. Well, we'll see about that!'

'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"And that's how ya clean a deer!"

'You are so lucky. When I was your age, I couldn't play outside because the wifi connection was spotty.'

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

Not far enough. Keep going.

'Why not start with catching something easy... like a cold?'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'

'If it doesn't let up a little by the time we get on the back nine, let's call it a day.'

'I've seen you play, they weren't lost, they were hiding.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

"Don't let this beautiful weather fool you into thinking everything's fine."

"Well, I took part in one of them clinical trials. Some folks were given some new kind of medication and some of us received a gazebo."

"I just love how they come individually wrapped to seal in the flavor!"

'Hi, I was wondering if you might be interested in buying some bear repellent?'

"How to deal with weeds."

Skeet Fishing.

Man sleeping in his tent and a little tent for his dog.

"Oh SURE!! Run away when there's WORK to do!!"

"Now you know why it's called an Open MRI"

'And this one is my Ritalin patch.'

'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'

I got my hunter, my guthook skinner, my folding lockback, my hatchet and saw. I still feel like I'm forgetting something.

'Mush, mush, mush.'