Outdoor Enthusiast Gifts

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

"I'm tired."

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'Can't be too safe you know.'

'I have this feeling we've forgotten something.'

"This desk job is killing me Jim. I need to be out in the field."

'That's your idea of weed control?'

'You just put me away last fall with no winterization and not even a thank you and you expect to start right up this spring. Well, we'll see about that!'

'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"And that's how ya clean a deer!"

'You are so lucky. When I was your age, I couldn't play outside because the wifi connection was spotty.'

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

Not far enough. Keep going.

'Why not start with catching something easy... like a cold?'

'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'

'If it doesn't let up a little by the time we get on the back nine, let's call it a day.'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"Well, I took part in one of them clinical trials. Some folks were given some new kind of medication and some of us received a gazebo."

"How to deal with weeds."

'I've seen you play, they weren't lost, they were hiding.'

"Don't let this beautiful weather fool you into thinking everything's fine."

'Hi, I was wondering if you might be interested in buying some bear repellent?'

"I just love how they come individually wrapped to seal in the flavor!"

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Man sleeping in his tent and a little tent for his dog.

'And this one is my Ritalin patch.'

"Now you know why it's called an Open MRI"

Skeet Fishing.

"Oh SURE!! Run away when there's WORK to do!!"

Scout Stuff.

'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'