Outdoor Activity Enthusiast Gifts

Cobra kids playing Badminton.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'More bubbles!'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Fishing sign.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Country Bumpkin.

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

Bike Rides

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Sport Utility Boot.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'