Outdoor Adventure Enthusiast Gifts

"Make me feel ashamed of you!"

"Welcome to McDonalds. Can I take your order please"

'Use the delivery entrance.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'Not that net!'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'My feet are killing me.'

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Portrait of a Lady"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Allotment

Support Group for a Good Problem

Bring your own inflatable.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.