Outdoor Adventurer Gifts

"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

"What's that Scottish word for when its cold, dark and raining?"

'Did your shooting improve today, Dear?'

Bob loved the outdoors. Wound up with quite a collection.

'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'

Aliens fish for a man who is fishing.

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Tree collapse...

Two men in a canoe rowing against each other.

"But you told me to go outside and play!"

'Depends on how many people in the yard.'

You Are Here

Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

'Yep, wireless.'

'How sweet, he's smiling. He must be dreaming about me.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Trying to use a snake as a hose.

'Put it back and go and collect some proper firewood!'

'Okay, you stick to the old method Hank. But believe me, this is the future.'

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

Good friends

Lemonade - Passwords.

I've got worms!

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Winter Breaks

Mister Rotavator

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

Bear toilet.

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'