Outdoor Adventurist Gifts

"Bloody streaker!"

"Hang on dude! Maybe I should shorten the bungee cord for you..."

Dark Clouds

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'Not that net!'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Portrait of a Lady"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Local Knowledge

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Support Group for a Good Problem

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."