Outdoor Adventure Enthusiasts Gifts

"Maybe we should nail down the Slip 'N' Slide."

Raccoon Camp Nights

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'Not that net!'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'My feet are killing me.'

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Local Knowledge

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"