Outdoor Adventure Lover Gifts

"Get me the hell out of the wilderness!"

'That's the last of them. . . so, did you want us to just leave them all in a circle or. . .'

"The fact that you're complaining about not getting a signal makes me think you're not getting the point of our 'getting away from it all' weekend."

'Just to show you there's no hard feelings over the $20 million of the firm's money you lost this week, I bought you a hunting jacket.'

"Artie, don’t freak out, but there’s a spider on your back ..."

"You're sure that's the stick you want?"

"O.K., let's maybe take a break from the scary nonfiction stories."

A Hunting Apointment

101 uses of a dead cat: stool

Fishing Camp.

Marshmallow Roast

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

'That must be one old bear in there.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"You should be outside with your friends, not stuck indoors all day playing on that damn computer."

"Are you planting this tree in China?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Not that net!'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'My feet are killing me.'

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Portrait of a Lady"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."