Fans Of Outdoor Adventures Gifts

Fishing

Bitchbark Canoe

'Not that net!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Holiday time.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Local Knowledge

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Sausages.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

'Echo Tourism'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Collies Without Borders

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."