Outdoor Adventure Fan Gifts

'George,I know deer season opens tomorrow but you're not going to make it.'

'Didn't I tell you it would be a mistake to allow mixed competition?'

Hitchhiking Snowman.

Directions for walker across several hills.

"Honey, did you call for a free estimate on a 3 bedroom, 2 bath tree house?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"It's such a lovely day!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Fishing sign.

'More bubbles!'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.