Outdoor Adventure Fan Gifts

'George,I know deer season opens tomorrow but you're not going to make it.'

'Didn't I tell you it would be a mistake to allow mixed competition?'

Hitchhiking Snowman.

Directions for walker across several hills.

"Honey, did you call for a free estimate on a 3 bedroom, 2 bath tree house?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'More bubbles!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

Bike Rides

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Sport Utility Boot.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Smokey The Tree"