Adventure Fan Gifts

"Do we have any candy?"

'Look, Charlie, it's a bonanza!'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'Hey come on - Is this the best you can do? Gimmee a challenge!'

Clown

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Cow Blue Arrows

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

Snowman of the Apes

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Wind Tunnel of Love.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."