Adventure Fanatic Gifts

A man ties a woman to the railroad tracks in front of a zipper.

This was the first and last time Rolf bungee-jumped!

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

A boy acting suspiciously

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Fight or Flight

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Trail mix?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Bears going water skiing.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

A private jet takes off

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

Breakthrough

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"