Fantasy Adventure Enthusiast Gifts

"Yeah, I wasn't thinking. I should have rented a tandem bike for this quest."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Late BroomStick

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

ET Mishap

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Bears going water skiing.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Hugh fans!"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Time Machine Collision

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Where the wild things were."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight