Fantasy Adventurers Gifts

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

Fortune teller singes man's forehead.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Dot@Oz

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Cheap flights

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Look! No hands!"

Here be dragons.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Walt Disney on ice."

Neptune

The star hunters

Time Machine Collision

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Hugh fans!"

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Scuba cow"

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Dreams I have had...

Playground Pipe Dreams

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.