Fantasy World Adventurer Gifts

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

Yeti

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Look! No hands!"

Here be dragons.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Astral Projection

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

The star hunters

"Hugh fans!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Walt Disney on ice."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Neptune

"Scuba cow"

Time Machine Collision

"It's probably just seasonal."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

Dreams I have had...

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Playground Pipe Dreams

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

7 More Dwarfs