Fairytale Adventurer Gifts

The 3 Bears of Goldy Lox Galaxy.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Time Machine Collision

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Hugh fans!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"It's probably just seasonal."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Playground Pipe Dreams

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

Witch dice.

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

"Yes, I'm the Cowardly Lion, and I want a double shot of single malt courage for the Yellow Brick Road."

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Small laughing space creatures.

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

Santa Claus

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'