Fairytale Adventurer T-Shirts

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Time Machine Collision

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Hugh fans!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Playground Pipe Dreams

Sleeping Beauty.

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Witch dice.

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Scary Face at Window

Santa Claus

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

Small laughing space creatures.

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."