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A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Warrior Woman

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Freia and her golden apples

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Frog Prince

"I'll be right back."

Business witch

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

The Paranormal Society...

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Hermes

Heavenly Ships

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'I see lot's of water...'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

'Once upon a time'...'I've hear it.'