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Terry Pratchett

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Warrior Woman

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Freia and her golden apples

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"I'll be right back."

Frog Prince

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Business witch

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Hermes

Heavenly Ships

The Paranormal Society...

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

The 3 Bears of Goldy Lox Galaxy.

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"You will be going on a long journey..."

'Once upon a time'...'I've hear it.'