Mythical Adventurers T-Shirts

"The snake gave me this apple AND a free T-shirt!"

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Freia and her golden apples

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Frog Prince

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"I'll be right back."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Business witch

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

The Paranormal Society...

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Terry Pratchett

Heavenly Ships

Hermes

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

"You will be going on a long journey..."

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

'I see lot's of water...'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'Help! I'm held prisoner at the lost Atlantis! Derek Dinsdale'