Mythical Explorers T-Shirts

'This is it! The legendary clamato gardens of upper Saskatchewan.'

Fresh Seafood

Dead Sea Trolls

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Your future looks charming.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Mummy Beggar

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Nostradamus.

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Freia and her golden apples

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Business witch

Palm Reader...

"I have grave news."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Wiccapedia.

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."