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'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

The indigo children.

Premonition

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Czarcasm

Quantum Psychic

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'Your future looks charming.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Nostradamus.

Freia and her golden apples

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Who's there?"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"I have grave news."

Wiccapedia.

Business witch

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"I'll be right back."

Palm Reader...

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.