Mystic Explorers Pillows

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

The indigo children.

Premonition

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Czarcasm

Quantum Psychic

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Your future looks charming.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Nostradamus.

Freia and her golden apples

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

Palm Reader...

"I'll be right back."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Business witch

"Who's there?"

"I have grave news."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

Wiccapedia.

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

Understudies